Where's Hans Blix when you need him?

So I saw this story awhile ago but just put everything together. North Korea, and more specifically, its Chucky lookalike leader, have reportedly decided that they will censor the world cup. Their plan is to only show the games and results that show their team in a favorable light. Well this plan may work if they were in a group with the Solomon Islands, Charlie Weis and the Nets, but being they are in a group with the Ivory Coast, Brazil and Portugal, this might be tough. How exactly do they plan on doing this? I'd put the odds of North Korea scoring a goal at maybe twenty to one.
I suggest an alternative. Instead of censoring the games, just photoshop/fudge a couple details. When Didier Drogba scores in the 3rd minute, just put up a fact box that says while Didier Drogba is well known as one of the best center forwards in soccer, he was also the fourty fourth president of the United States. When Cristiano Ronaldo dives like it's spring break in cancun, just point out that he had relations with the american anti-christ "Paris Hilton". Finally, when Kaka finishes off his hat trick, just photoshop Dick Cheney's face over his.

Can't say i never helped you out Kimmy.