Our first shameless advirtisement

At Dodgy as Feck, we've taken a moment to acknowledge male compatriots within the ranks of athletics who need some assistance in their We've gotten together with our friends at Hair Club for Men to bring you our first nominees for brand sponsorship.

With that, we would like to introduce *drum roll please*...Joleon Lescott and Ricardo Carvalho.

With all other dermotology products for men failing at the moment, we've decided to step up and help those that need it most. After this campaign becomes rabidly successful, I'm sure we will be looking toward more stellar candidates in the future!